Answers
Hiatus: I am revamping my admin system (up until now, I didn't really even have one), and after that updating this site will be heck of easier to update for me. Maybe when I am done I will throw some new feature at you guys to make it worth your while as well as mine. RSS?
Every day there will be a new question that I ask that you answer. If you choose to answer the question, you will have made a decision. As time goes on, the moment in which you answered the question will fade into the past.
The Current Question
Who currently holds the World Record for best mustache?
The Previous Question
Q: I like my women the way I like my... (please complete this proverb).
A: home: filled with love, contentment, and safety.
Honourable Mentions:
- I like my women the way I like my phonebook. Only about 1/5 business.
- tap water: not filled with infectious disease
- teeth: white
- men: women.
- Train B.
Past Questions
Q: In your opinion, who should be allowed to dance?
A: football players
Q: "I can't swim!" says the lying man. Is he lying this time?
A: Swimming isn't a hard thing to do for anyone.
Q: Sticks and stones may break my bones but... (please complete this proverb).
A: ...wait, sticks? Really?
Q: Who invented gingerbread?
A: You mean who invented gingerbread second, Euler invented gingerbread.
Q: Should it be legal to walk your dog near hospitals?
A: No. All dogs must hover at least five meters above ground near a hospital.
Q: How did that famous old saying go?
A: neener neener pumpkin eater
Q: I am considering adding a feature where I display honorable mentions to the most-recently-answered question. Good idea / bad idea?
A: This answer will be an honorable mention.
Q: Is everything going to be okay?
A: Hey, Matt! Nice website.
Q: Did Jesse do a good job answering questions? Use complete sentences.
A: Jesse is better at answering questions than Michael Jordan is at playing basketball.
Q: Train A leaves station Z at 4:00 a.m. standard eastern time, heading toward station Y. Train B travels on a orthogonal track, leaving from station Y at 9:00 p.m. central time. Given that a triangle made up of the lines connecting points denoted by Tr...
A: this question is impossible to answer, because it is not a question.
Q: Why?
A: ?yhW
Q: What is the sum of 2+2?
A: the sum of all fears (i only have two fears and both of them are the number 2)
Q: Where have all the cowboys gone?
A: Cowboy Mexico
Q: If wishes are fishes and fishes are dishes, then what are dishes?
A: Plates and shit
Q: Foxtrot : Dance :: Henry Kissinger : ???
A: Mambo Instructor
Q: What did Einstein invent?
A: The Beatles
Q: How many days are in a week?
A: How many days AREN'T in a week?
Q: Is it better to have a million dollars, or to have ten million dollars?
A: It is better to have loved and lost
Q: What was the title of the sequel to the popular film Citizen Kane?
A: Citizen Kane-9: The Story of a Dog and his Mysterious Death
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: two. One to melt the clocks and the other to put the giraffe in the bathtub.
Q: What does the acronym QED stand for?
A: Excellent Remark, Darren (originally in Arabic)
Q: Which famous Pennsylvania restaurant has won 7 awards for its mouth-wateringly delicious porridge?
A: Uncle Bubba's Spuds
Q: What is the correct spelling of "alphabet?"
A: alphabet